lunes, 18 de agosto de 2008
sábado, 12 de julio de 2008
Wimbledon: Fed vs Rafa III
Darth Vader Cat usually gets disgusted at the low quality of marquee Grand Slam Finals. However, Fed vs Rafa 2008 Wimbledon final reminded him of his master's battle against Obi-Wan: Simply Epic --and without recurring to Scharwtz-aided cheating (higher-ground is for sissies).
Never since that fatidic encounter at Mustafar has such magnificent quality of play been blended with high-intensity drama: a demonstration of grandeur heretofore unprecedented (Borg-McEnroe ca. 1980 pales in comparison).
On another note, Darth Vader Cat finds Ana Ivanovic uninspired performance disgusting. Nevertheless, he still wants to impregnate her beautiful Serbian self (if he hasn't already). Moving to better news, the Dark Side powered the exquisitely beautiful Elena Dementieva to her 1st Wimbledon semis. Darth Vader Cat comments regarding that feat: "Impressive. Most Impressive. Deserving of immediate midiclorian transfer." (We all know what that means: Darth Vader Cat is such a lucky bastard; he always gets his way with gorgeous women!).
Concluding this wrap-up, the guys from the Chisme Cachetón are spreading the rumour that Maria Sharapova and Darth Vader Cat are an item. His response pertaining to this latest gossip: "I rather Force choke myself than doing that vixen. Maria, go get yourself a dildo (and pray I don't post pics from your lesbian affaire with Paris Hilton)."
Never since that fatidic encounter at Mustafar has such magnificent quality of play been blended with high-intensity drama: a demonstration of grandeur heretofore unprecedented (Borg-McEnroe ca. 1980 pales in comparison).
On another note, Darth Vader Cat finds Ana Ivanovic uninspired performance disgusting. Nevertheless, he still wants to impregnate her beautiful Serbian self (if he hasn't already). Moving to better news, the Dark Side powered the exquisitely beautiful Elena Dementieva to her 1st Wimbledon semis. Darth Vader Cat comments regarding that feat: "Impressive. Most Impressive. Deserving of immediate midiclorian transfer." (We all know what that means: Darth Vader Cat is such a lucky bastard; he always gets his way with gorgeous women!).
Concluding this wrap-up, the guys from the Chisme Cachetón are spreading the rumour that Maria Sharapova and Darth Vader Cat are an item. His response pertaining to this latest gossip: "I rather Force choke myself than doing that vixen. Maria, go get yourself a dildo (and pray I don't post pics from your lesbian affaire with Paris Hilton)."
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